Farmer Ted ([info]darness) wrote,
2005-09-10 21:20:00
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everybody does it

I must admit, Nolan was a very good sport in watching "The Road To Wellville" last night. After it was all over, he could really take it or leave it. But he did sit down and watched it with me, so that was pretty cool.

Apparently I find poop decidely more humourous than most people do. There was a doctor on Oprah a few weeks ago, and he spent probably a good 20 or 30 minutes talking about poop and the colon and how to tell if you're healthy or not based on certain aspects of your poop. Like the shape of it, the sound when it hits the water, and things like that. I learned so much from this doctor, you have no idea! It was fascinating. Apparently splashing is bad. Good poop should sound like a Brazilian cliff diver hitting the ocean - smooth and clean.

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[info]jeffry_wynne

September 11 2005, 06:22:30 UTC 6 years ago

I caught part of that Oprah episode, and I thought I was just imagining that's what they were talking about. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I hat bathroom stuff...I'm very OCD!

-Jeffry

[info]jeffry_wynne

September 11 2005, 06:22:57 UTC 6 years ago

ah...hate, not HAT!

[info]darness

September 11 2005, 17:20:20 UTC 6 years ago

don't worry, i don't hat you!

And here I thought it was just a song :) Please feel free to disregard any further musings I may make re: aforementioned poop. Most of my entries are usually quite OCD-friendly.

[info]xnobodygirlx

September 11 2005, 15:43:04 UTC 6 years ago

I'm like you, fascinated by poop and the rest of the weird stuff our body does, like farting. I just bought a book called "You, The Owners Manual" and would highly recommend it. It's got really funny explanations of how your body works with funny illustrations.

[info]darness

September 11 2005, 17:22:27 UTC 6 years ago

That sounds right up my alley! There's also a book that I've been wanting that's called "Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini." I think the title says it all :)

[info]sandoo

September 11 2005, 21:42:38 UTC 6 years ago

Howard Stern had the same poop guy on a while ago. I was fascinated then and still am.

Once, in high school, a teacher said that he learned that people who tend to look at the toilet after they are done but before they flush tend to have repressed issues with their toilet training they had as a child. I asked "what if you are just curious to see what comes out?"

In short, I'm down with you and Kim!
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